|He calls it his baby. I call it the death machine.|
- Upon Mr. Adventure's arrival home
B: Seriously, you had all day to play with your iphone. Hi would be nice?
Me: I'm looking up an article you have to read since you just got here.
B: Whats it about?
Me: Justin Bieber.
B: What do you DO all day?
(Note, the article was about the new "fair market" tax that is going around, I was just picking on poor Mr. Adventure)
- The next morning
B: *looks sheepish*
Me: Uh, hello? Do you have my phone?
B: I hid it.
B: Yeah. instead of playing with it all day maybe you could wash the sheets?
Me: WHERE IS MY IPHONE!
- Discussing why I've been irritable lately
B: Why don't you just have a comma this time?
- When out shopping with a friend, trying to find something she liked
B: OMG! DON'T SAY IT!
B: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *covers ears*
me: what she said...
|Mr. Adventure with his two favorite things: Coffee and Wifey :P|
- When I was reading a book on the couch
B: I just wanted to see if you were real.
Me: Uh, shouldn't you have figured that out before we got married?
- A few moments later
B: I haven't figured it out yet.
Want more of Mr. Adventure? There is a part one, two, three, and four, all here just for you :)