1) When talking about home decor:
Me: I think I'm going to put a curtain on the window in the kitchen. I found this cute blue one at Goodwill!
B: you know the curtains should match the other curtains in the whole room [this by a guy who had no curtains for four years and he's worried about matching?]
Me: Uh, darling, we only have one window in the kitchen/dining room area.
B: Hey look! I bought a wench puller! Come here wench!
Me: *not amused*
3) While editing pictures for a blog post:
Me: I don't think I like this picture
B: Yeah, you look dead in it
B: I mean, its not your best picture.
Me: *blinky blinky*
B: Because you take amazing beautiful pictures....
Me: Uh huh
B: Am I just making it worse?
Me: You should never use the words "dead" when referring to a picture of your wife.
B: I was just trying to be truth--Oh, never mind
Me: Thought so.
|We both have kitty ears now! Yay!|
Me: Where do you want to sit?
B: Next to you.
:later that day:
Me: What would you like for lunch?
B: Half of whatever you are having?
B: What do you mean your hair isn't really red?
B: What color is it really?
Me: Its, uh, brown?
B: Oh, that's fine.
B: I'm just glad its not blonde.
I thought of chronicling all the silly things my husband says after reading Rachel's "Angel-isms". Her husband is absolutely hilarious.
Does you husband frequently put his foot in his mouth, or is it just mine? :P