|does anyone else's husband try to maim themselves on a regular basis by |
competing with nature, or is it just mine?
Me: You have really long eyelashes dear! I love them.
B: Yeah, I keep them around just in case I ever want to be a girl
Explaining to Mr. Adventure why I have been slightly off lately
Me: I'm going to start my period this week.
B: Menopause time?
Me: No, I'm having PMS. Menopause is when you are older--like 50--you don't have a period and you stop making girly hormones.
B: Oh, I thought that was when you pause and don't like men anymore?
Me: Stop petting me.
B: But I've always wanted my very own wife I could pet!
|Husband: wheee! Me: O_O|
Me: what are you doing?
B: defensively I'm hungry!
Me: You have your fingers in the Nutella jar!!
B: pouting Uh, is that bad?
Me: Have you ever done this before?
B: Uh, um, er...no.
Me: *glares* Use a spoon!
While having a minor argument
B: *rolls eyes at me*
Me: Did you just roll your eyes at me?
B: Um, no I was exercising my eyeballs.
Well, ladies, what has your significant other been saying lately? Tell me all the juicy details!