|You are so sacchariferous, dear.|
B: What did you get me for valentines day, hmmm?
Me: Its a surprise!! Oh, and don't check facebook because I put a picture of it up today.
B: You put a picture of yourself in lingerie on facebook?
Me: Uh, no.
B: *pouts* so I don't get sexy underwear for valentines?
When I was writing a blog post
Me: I'm trying to type and you are touching me.
B: Jesus says I'm allowed to touch my wife.
|Came home to this :)|
Me: You would probably die happy if I learned to make tiramisu.
B: No, I'd probably just die fat.
At night, in bed
Me: You are cutting off the circulation in my legs.
B: Please take your legs out of circulation.
Later in bed
B: Hey!! Guess what!!
Me: *sleepily* what?
B: I found this sticker on your bum.
|so much awesome leg room.|
What silly things has your significant other said lately?