Saturday, March 16, 2013

What I will never name my kid

Since Husband and I probably going to procreate in the near future, I'd thought I'd make a list of names...that I would never call my kids.

  • Orange Jello (pronouced Oh-aung-a-loo) 
  • Chlamydia  
  • Obama 
  • Goldfish
  • Cracker
  • Dish Washer
  • Thing
  • Wingnut
  • Ashtray
  • Hey you
  • Bella
  • Edward 
  • Katniss 
  • Snookie
  • Rainbow
  • Weird Pink Elephant
  • Boy
  • Yummy

Now I'm off to search these on facebook. And Lol. What would you not name a kid?


deanna@delirious-rhapsody said...

sha-thead (spelled 'shithead.')
i've actually seen that one on a news story somewhere. also more recently there was a couple who named their newborn 'hashtag' because they were really into twitter.

HLBurke said...

Our dog is named Caen (said Cain like Cain and Abel; we're raising Caen, as I like to put it), and about a month ago someone with the appraisers office came by to check on our recently purchased home and when she heard me call the dog to get him to stop jumping on her she said, "Oh, that's my stepson's name, except it is Hurrikane. . .with a k." I tried to keep my face neutral.

Rachel said...

haha! Where I lived, people really would name their kids random English words that they didn't necessarily know the meaning of! There's a lot of real names I've heard of that I wouldn't name my kids. Maybe I'll write a list sometime!