|How I feel when I enter a public restroom|
If someone could have touched it, throw it away. I always tear off a good 12 inches of the toilet paper because it dangles from the receptacle and the person before me could have soiled it. Yes I just said soiled.
|contains unknown bathroom particles!|
Seriously. Don't touch anything. But...how are you supposed to do your business? I don't know. Just don't touch anything.
|Also, you will need to incinerate your shoes after this|
|OMG I TOUCHED THE WALL GET IT OFF|
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Ever been in the bathroom and see someone walk out without washing their hands? Most disgusting thing ever!
|don't eat the soap.|
Rule 4: Get out Alive
I really hate using public restrooms. I hope these pointers will curb your fears and make you feel more responsible in your use of the Public Waste Disposal Site. Please come again.