Thursday, December 6, 2012

Newlywed Moments

So...if you have been following this blog, you know I've been married...for all of 3 weeks now.

I have two funny stories to share with you today.

For the first one, a picture will suffice.
Yes, that's what I woke up to this morning.

Poor hubby, I guess he doesn't know you are supposed to refill it?
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The second story has to do with Walmart. So, I'm newly married. I am not taking the pill. So hubby and I go to buy contraceptives from Walmart...and we are standing on the isle picking what we want. But as we turn to walk away I see my childhood neighbor's grandmother. I used to play with her daughter Stephine B. when I was in grade school. Anyway, she is staring at us. At what we are holding. Hubby shuffles box under his arm, and I say hi, am about to say something regarding our  wedding (because she is turning several shades of condescending red), but she takes off...

She probably thinks I am a terrible horrible sinful sexually active person. I mean, I am a sinful person. But not for enjoying being married...I'm married! Sigh. -_-
THAT just happened
I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 
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